An arab at airport:
-Name?
-Abdul AlRazhib.
-Sex?
-3 to 5 times a week.
…-No, no, I mean male or female.
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, dog, even sheep.
-But isn’t that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no, deer run to fast!